10 typical things that happen when you go out partying
Thursday, 22 of October of 2015
Go out for a "chill out" night and end up drunk
Because there are days when we want to look like normal people and enjoy of the next day without a hangover, we make ourselves a utopian promise that we never carry out "a chill out night". Those are the biggest night!
They add you in a Whatsapp group and convince you to go out
Even though you weren't planning on going out, your friends start talking about all the possibilities and everything they can do on that fantastic night ... until without even knowing, you are out partying with them
You don't know what to wear until the last minute
It seems that your wardrobe has quadrupled its size and starts to appear clothes you didn't even knew you had. And the question arise, what will be that killer outfit for tonight? Tough choice.
The guest list is until 1:30 and you get to the club at 1:29
The "punctuality" of the Spanish people is very well known: between the "what sould I wear" and that our friend is "almost getting there" (and hasn't even left his house) we always get there 1 minute before the time we should have been.
They talk to you when the music is super loud and you act like you are understanding what they are saying
Putting on your "interested" face and nodding yes or no is the key for it. Unless you are really interested in what they are saying and your hearing superpowers re-emerge.
It is 2:00am and the battery of your mobile dies
You take away the data, put it in airplane mode, low the brightness and say a prayer. Nothing works so ultimately your mobile follows lifes natural course and runs out of battery in the most inopportune time.
That person you thought was ugly over the hours / drinks turns out to more handsome than what you thought
At night we all look so much better. We go from the "No way" to the "well it's not that bad" depending on the hours that have passed, the drinks we have drank and the sympathy of the person.
You go down the street dodging "lateros" that want to sell you a "cerveza beer"
If you have never played American football, you have the chance to do so every night when going out the club, trying to dodge all the "lateros" trying to sell you a "cold beer"
Someone tags you in a photo, without mercy, in which you look horrible
It is a tradition, if there is something or someone you don’t want to remember, no worries: you won’t not only remember it but someone will immortalize it tagging you in a horrible photo or passing it through in Whatsapp. Besides, they will re use the image to portray an example in a list of 10 things that happen when you go out to party.
In the morning you start connecting the dots and remembering what really happened the night before
Sometimes you get a mysterious “hello” from someone you gave your number to and thats when you start to remember. Other times is just a friend to say “My god, what you did last night…”.